the cold is a huge fuckin bother
… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody
u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone
do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
“i dont care about looks”
YOU’RE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING
Is it too late to try to be myspace famous
im so glad fanfiction sometimes looks like those basic formatted websites u read for deeply detailed paragraphs on educational subjects
my dad just walked into my room and saw words on my computer and was like “oh ur studying sorry” when i was actually reading about two boys fucking in a storage room on a cruise ship
Guys will you do me a favour?? Please go and search the tag “negative” or “negative//” and send a nice anon message to one person who seems like they need it. I do this a lot and I like to think it helps somewhat. Imagine if all my followers did this once. That’s 2446 nice messages to 2446 people who it might mean the world to.
You are an amazing person ok
a real life Marco Bodt