lol all the other fandoms are photoshopping their characters into the oscars when it’s canon in black butler
33. Best day of your life?
The most recent best day of my life would probably be going to comic con with my friends <3
34. Any talents?
Not really… I can read kinda quickly, and I’m pretty good at creative essays in class?
37. Ever had a near death experience?
We all have. It’s called living.
i will fucking murder any guy who ‘asks out a girl as a dare’ do you know how painful that is oh well you don’t you will when i fucking gut out your insides thank you v much
The weirdest compliment I’ve ever received was when I was walking through the halls of my university and one of the arts teachers was passing me and she suddenly stopped and turned to stare as I walked by and I was kinda creeped out but it got worse because next thing I knew she’d grabbed my hands and leaned in really close and said, “I NEED YOU FOR MY LIFE-DRAWING CLASS”
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
do you ever just sigh because someone who you love lives so far away from you
being a boy in a dress doesn’t make you gender fluid
its makes you a boy IN A DRESS
Being a transphobic fuck makes you a transphobic fuck.
I don’t think they’re being transphobic, I think they ment that you can wear whatever you want without being generfluid. Like a girl who wears boy clothes, and says she is a girl, means she’s a girl. If a boy wears girl clothes, and says he is a boy, he’s a boy.
you got me thank you
I’d be laughing ll the way out the door
do u at least get to see a dick tho
tumblr user fangks asks the real questions
my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it
i would not be ashamed then
fuck “walk of shame” i’d strut out of the bathroom like yes bitch i just saw a nice dick what have you done with your life
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
- Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
- Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
- Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
- Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."